“I am your shower curtain,” begins The Thing Quarterly: Issue 16 Dave Eggers, a shower curtain monologue scripted by celebrated American author/editor/humorist/humanist and indie publisher/founder of McSweeney’s, Dave Eggers, and produced by French designer shower curtain specialist, Izola. The Thing Quarterly is an “object-based publication,” each issue conceived by a different contributor, manufactured, and shipped to lucky subscribers. Issue 16, in 72×72-inch PVC-free PEVA, is available individually or by subscription.