Quite awesome, Naked & Famous WeirdGuy 32oz Selvedge Denim Jeans are probably the heaviest pair of jeans ever made, and they are for sale! A just-gotta-do-it project from this Montreal-based hardcore, no-frills denim label, the 32oz is made from the finest Japanese selvedge denim in Naked & Famous’ low rise WeirdGuy cut. Seams had to be pounded with a mallet to make them sewable—the back yoke seam where several sections come together is nearly an inch thick. They are so heavy, they can stand on their own. “Guaranteed uncomfortable or your money back!” says N&F. Only 138 pairs, available at select stores worldwide—€610 (about $800) from colette in Paris.