Tell that to my wife.

what are we saying here Stefan, Love My Ring, is this innuendo?

oooh ... imprint potential!

Ouch.

actually, it's innuendo-less. it is what is says. and it says what i would mean if i weren't trapped in an emotion-devoid dark tunnel of fear which some some call a marriage...

I prefer sex to be like hand-on-hand combat, so I wish the type was backwards. That way when I punch my lover in the head it leaves an imprint for all to see, like a hickey!