Do not try this at home. It will never be as perfect as Irving Pennís version. Instead, spend your time in checking out his book, Still Life, to be found upstairs at Londonís version of a Colette, Rei Kawakuboís Dover Street Market. Sure, itís trendy, sure itís flavour of the last few months. But where else can you spend 40 quid on a t-shirt from a vending machine?